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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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