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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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