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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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