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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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