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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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