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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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