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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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