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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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