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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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