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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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