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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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