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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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