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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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