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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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