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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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