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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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