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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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