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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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