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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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