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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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