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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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