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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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