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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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