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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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