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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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