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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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