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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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