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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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