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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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