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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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