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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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