Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.