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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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