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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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