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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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