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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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