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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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