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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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