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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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