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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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