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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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