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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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