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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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