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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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