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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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