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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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