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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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