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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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