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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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