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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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