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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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