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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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