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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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